fawa/15/hk
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izzetheking:

How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies

disgustinghuman:

[sighs internally]

[sighs externally]

[sighs eternally]

100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

imlexyandiknowit:

period period go away don’t come back because i’m gay.

moltengolden:

keylimepie:

horse-ebook:

donbroccoli:

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

fuck

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up

hellyeahyums:

the-gingerdancer:

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

or swearing

if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

"he has been found guilty

"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."

datsrad:

purplenightsky6:

I wanna be cuddled right now and have my back rubbed until I fall asleep.

tru

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