fawa/15/hk
you came to the right plce mistar

icwok:

changing themes is such a traumatic experience

chipotlazy:

never underestimate the power of a low quality webcam to make you look good in a selfie

homudokas:

do you ever feel like a plastic swag

spermbanker:

date me to disappoint your parents

drunkpeeta:

drunkpeeta:

I’m crying so hard beacuse i went to go delete my history and

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google knows what’s up

it’s funny because i am a 16 year old girl and i was talking about deleting clubpenguin because i didnt want anyone to know i still go on and i just realized that the majority of you reblogged it for a completely different reason

typically-unique:

I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 

me: sorry i can't go outside today i'm busy running an unpopular blog

lindsaychrist:

ive been fired from taco bell 4 separate times but i keep just showing up for work and they forget

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arcticmonkies:

Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on

aladone:

my gravestone will say “oMFg i DiEd”

neoputa:

asking your murderer to clear your internet history for you

milktree:

always ask a snail where they are going and if they need help getting there

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